The People's Republic of New Comunnist Rule is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Warso with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.329 billion New Comunnist Ruleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Comunnist Rulean economy, worth 211 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,658 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and an eye for an eye leaves New Comunnist Rule blind. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Comunnist Rule's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Comunnist Rule is ranked 29,888^th in the world and 42^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 38.55 flags saluted per person per day.